i buy a new cheesegrater

and try it out on some lemon.
because lemon might also be a good pizzatopping. 

as i shut the door i started thinking
"this fresh air makes me forget i'm a human"
and feel up on some relief.

i wish bringing curtains with you in public was more common.
because walking around with closed eyelids may offend people.

honey has something in common with me.
we're both 80% sugar and smell like an evil headache.

i hate plastic bottles.
they're no good for killing people with and bounce back if you throw them at something harder than a pile of leaves.

in the shop, buying beer.
realise what time it is.
half ten in the morning.
and think
"nice. this must mean i wake up earlier than usual"

i want to make a movie
but i'm too depressed.
ha ha!


..


it seems like my life is a huge long and strange void
a fantasy-world
where all i do is wait for someone to come around and say
"smoke that, watch this"
 or
"drink this, do that"

it's all just so utterly random. i don't care about making suggestions anymore. i just want to tag along to something. anything. really.